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I think the most appropriate way to rate this movie is in empty pairs of clothes because, evidently, when you die in this movie that is all that is left. 1 is the worst 5 is the best.

------Josh's Review------
We rented this movie when we looked at the R rating, and beside it it remarked "explicit rape and abberant sexuality." "Disturbing," I thought: Not so much. A hungry vagina that demands "FEED ME" sounds like a great movie, and maybe it would have been with a little gore. I want to see a vagina tear a guy up, with spewing blood and flying bones and guts. Instead, "Angst" supplies a vagina that makes guys dissapear. Congratulations, director; You had your chance and blew it. Oh, and rape isn't that disturbing when the girls eats him afterwards. Highlights: World's Longest Tongue.

1.1 (for the tongue);empty pairs of clothes out of 5

-----Jeremiah's Review------

Ahhh where to begin. The concept in this movie is pretty cool but kind of comes out of nowhere. A ladies vagina is hungry because she walked in on her parents having sex and now it devours every man that has sex with her, if she doesn't have sex then she feels severe pain and her vagina screams feed me. Confused? We were too, only we were confused at the end of the movie which is not a good thing.

I give it 1.5 empty pairs of clothes out of 5

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