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------Josh's Review------
Jeremiah and I got this movie along with two others in a triple pack of National Lampoon's films for like
$7.50 at the local Wal-Mart. It being a horror film, we selected first to watch. This was one of the least violent, least
interesting, least gory, least scary, most suckingly boring films ever. Here is the whole story: The class nerd in high school
has a huge prank done on him at their senior camping trip.The embarassment leads him to insanity. During the 10 year class
reunion we find out he has escaped from the asylum, by means of him killing a few of the old students. So, the reunited all
band together and corner the menacing killer, and.....and..... APOLOGIZE!!! They are then all good friends, and they finish
their reunion, killer and all, dancing and drinking the night away. This is not the ending you look for out of a scary movie.
Highlights: The random vampire says "Mmm"
5 Indian Burns out of 5
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------Jeremiah's Review------
This movie sucks, bottom line. If I had a choice between watching this movie again or going outside and having a D9 dozer
run over my cock approximately 23 times then I would have to find the nearest construction site and lay down in front of one.
The plot in this movie licks ass, the acting in this movie licks ass, the antagonist in this movie is an idiot and is not
scary, and the conclusion of this movie made me madder than Pinocchio's wife when she found out that if he lied his nose grew
but his dick shrank.
5 Indian burns out of 5
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