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------Josh's Review------
The human body has approximately 6 quarts of blood in it. That is a gallon and a half. The average bathtub holds 40 to
60 gallons of water or blood if you prefer. This movie had approximately 15,000 gallons of blood( enough to fill most home
owned pools). The small intestine is usually around 20 feet long, and the large intestine is around 5 feet long. I approximate
this movie having no less than 250 feet of intestine large or small. The adult body has 206 bones. This movie shows all 206
at some point. I have vomited 5 to 7 times in my life. Last night I threw up in my mouth 5 to 7 times, at least. I suggests
you do not eat before you watch this movie. If you think of yourself as having a sick sense of humor or having a strong stomach,
than you need to watch this movie. This is the grossest, goriest, most distasteful film ever made, and I now consider it the
best scary movie I have ever seen. The acting and story aren't bad either. I cannot go through the normal rating system, it
is not on the charts. And, I cannot give it highlights or downfalls because it was to good.
576,982 RAT MONKEYS out of 5
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------Jeremiah's Review------
3 words, simply fucking amazing. This movie has to be the goriest film ever made if you have seen one that is more gory
then let me know and I will instantly throw up. This movie has a pretty good story line and pretty good acting but really
that is not what is important. The movie is written and directed by Peter Jackson which means one thing, excellent visuals,
and this movie certainly delivers. I can't say enough good things about this movie. I love horror flims and have seen so
many that I can't even count that high, and I am a goddamn good counter. My favorite horror film is candyman which even if
its not your favorite you can't argue that it is not a great movie. This movie honestly gives every movie I have ever seen
a run for its money. Simply put this movie is one of the best movies I have ever seen, bar none.
1,000,000 rat monkey's out of 5
This is the least gory scene of the movie
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