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This movie might be worth watching, and I think our rating system should fill you in as to why..... This movie will be ranked in bra sizes, the bigger the better.

------Josh's Review------
 
The motto of this movie is: "First they undress you, then they possess you." It certainly stayed true to form. Out of the 5 women used in the production of this movie, you see 10 boobs. Every girl that gets killed does indeed get her clothes ripped off first, and apart from that, atleast 4 of the girls have nude scenes for no reason at all. It isn't appropriate for the moment. It doesn't somehow raise the feel of tension. The only reason they get naked is so the male viewers are not let down.
     This movie was clearly a satire, but even then it is an awful idea for a film. People getting killed by cartoons? I don't want anyone to misunderstand my rating on this one. It sucked; the acting, story, and concept all were bitterly bad, but I don't care.
 
36 D

------Jeremiah's Review------

This movie is god awful, but on purpose. This movie was clearly not intended to be scary or serious in any way, it was intended to make you chuckle every once in a while and show all kinds of tits, which it does an excellent job at. So if you are a fan of softcore porn, which what guy is not, then you should watch this movie.

I give it a 36 C

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