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Alone In The Dark

Since this movie has a fairly large budget we decided to try and look a little more professional and are going with the traditional 5 star rating system, 1 being the worst and 5 being the best.

------Josh's Review------
I immediately had high hopes for this one when i saw that it wasn't filmed on a digital camera, and that it had a few recognizable actors (although Tera Reid's acting was quite sub-par). The monster is invisible half the movie and when you can see it, its not that cool anyways. However, it had a neat plot that kept me interested, and I think i could watch this again without stabbing my eyes out.

Highlights: Tara is pretty hot and there is an amazing shot of a dead lady with her head split open. This single shot had enough blood and gore for atleast a half star boosts

Downfalls: Although the story kept me interested, it wasn't top notch by any means. It might be a lot better if you played the video game.

Old Man Jeeves: fell asleep 3/4 in... almost

1-5

Gore:3, Story:3, Action: 3, Jump out scare you: 1.25, Creepiness: 1

2.25 stars out of 5

------Jeremiah's Review------

Listen I don't care what anybody says I kind of liked this movie. The plot line seemed a bit rushed and there were a couple times when they explained why things were happening that your just like what the fuck, but all in all not a bad movie. This movie has pretty decent special effects and there are some pretty gory killing scenes, though few and far in between. So overall its an average movie, don't expect to be blown away but don't expect to want to kill yourself either.

I give it 2 and 1/2 stars out of 5....cause no matter what happens at least it isn't as bad as Tera Reid's boob job.

Tera's Frankenboob

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