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This movie shall be ranked in Plasmodium Vivax, the real reason you should be scared of mosquitos. 1 Plasmodium Vivax is the worst; 5 Plasmodium Vivax is the best.

------Josh's Review------
    So, I was wondering if anyone one knew where they got the picture for this movie? - cause it sure as hell isn't what Mosquito Man actually looks like. I was hoping for The Fly 2, with a slow progression of mosquito like developments. Instead, I got 5 minutes into the movie a giant mosquito who doesn't even have human like ethics.
Possible movie title: "Giant Pointless Fucking Mosquito." Jeremiah said he liked this one; we might have to talk about finding him a replacement.
 
Highlights: There was one, only one, pretty awesome kill: 1/2 point bonus.
Downfalls: They showed the Mosquito the whole movie, and you can grow quite comfortable looking at him during this time.
 
1.5 Plasmodium Vivax out of 5 Plasmodium Vivax

------Jeremiah's Review------

This movie was pretty bad to be honest. It's like they were trying to rip off The Fly but they were too fucking retarded to leave in all the parts that made The Fly good. The monster is comical, the acting is even more comical, and the gore is terrible.

1.5 Plasmodium Vivax out of 5

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