This simply put may be the greatest goddamn movie ever created. The people involved in the making of this movie deserve
every academy award available including best documentary. Lets make an objective list of awesomeness to see how this
movie stacks up.
Zombies.............................................................Shit loads
Blood
and Gore.................................................Shit loads
Badass protagonist............................................Woody
Harrleson
Awesome weapons............................................A Fucking BANJO
Greatest cameo in
the history of all cameos.......Bill Fucking Murray
Explosions.........................................................Has
them
Nun Killing a zombie with a piano.......................Check
Tits and Ass.......................................................No
So
as you can see this movie is lacking in only one area and yes while that area is a big deal (T&A), the movie makes up
for it by being so fucking badass. That being said if this movie had some tits in it, it would be so perfect that the
movie industry would shut down and no other movies would be made ever again, we'd have to watch zombieland over and over but
would never get bored. It would be a required course to graduate high school, you must fully understand the awesomeness
of Zombieland to pass, but no one ever could because the human mind could not fathom its awesomeness. High school graduation
rates in the US would drop to zero and shortly thereafter we would be taken over by China. Therefore out of pure mercy
to the free world they did not include tits in this movie.
This movie Gets 5 out of 5 stars and simply put is one of the best movies, if not the best, ever made.
