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We are going to rate this movie 1 to 5 (1 being the worst 5 being the best) in Halloween costumes, because clearly the main character from the movie, who happens to be on the front of the box, has the greatest costume that has ever been devised.

------Josh's Review------

On the cover of this movie is says something along the lines of, "Napolean Dynamite mixed with Texas Chainsaw Massacre." After watching this movie I would suggests that this doesn't describe the movie as much as it acts as guidelines of how to watch the movie. Without this little tag line, I don't know that I would have gotten the idea at all. With that said, I actually liked this movie quite a bit. The main character has such a sad, pathetic life that a lot of the bad ideas he has where you wanna be like "I would never do that" come across as hilarious. Some of the movie was boring, but there were some pretty nice, gory murders.

Highlights: The greatest costume in the history of the world, as well as the greatest escape plan
Downfalls: The great chainsaw scene didn't last forever.

2.5 great halloween costumes out of 5

------Jeremiah's Review------

Let me begin by saying whoever gives awards out to movies like this are probably the same kind of people who enjoyed watching bloodline. Not that this movie is as bad as bloodline let me clear that up right now, it is not even in the same category as that piece of shit, all that I'm saying is it isn't an award winning caliber movie. Now that I have that out of the way I enjoyed this movie for some strange reason. It had a couple little corny jokes and gags that I found to be absolutely hilarious. The gore in this movie is excellent to the point that I would almost call it top notch. There are several gory kills but not really any imaginative kills which would have been nice. All of these things combined however can't make up for the terrible storyline and the points of the movie that go for like 20 minutes without anything interesting happening.

I give it 2 amazing Halloween costumes out of 5

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