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------Josh's Review------
Call me queer, but I liked this movie a lot. The story sucked, and its
just an overall bad idea for a movie, but I really enjoyed it. I think I have had a phobia for people with skin discoloration
disorders ever since I imagined the green girl at my high school was dead, and I ran screaming. So, maybe a little yellow
skin won't nauseate the average horror movie goer, but I still feel you can enjoy this movie. It had FLESH COOKIES. AMAZING!
Highlights: flesh cookies
Downfalls: story was God awful.
I liked it.
3.25 Flesh cookies out of
5
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------Jeremiah's Review------
This movie is a remake of a film made in 1974 called Black Christmas, but wait if its a remake then why is it called Black
X-Mas instead of Christmas...I'll tell you why. Some Politically correct prick decided that he could fatten his wallet a
little more if he called it X-Mas instead of Christmas to make it more appealing to non-christian religions, which I think
is a total bunch of horse shit. I'm not saying that one religion is superior to another or that I even prefer one religion
as opposed to another. All I'm saying is that horror movies are intended to disturb people to make people shudder by hitting
them where they are most vulnerable, and I, myself, would think that in "the scariest film of the year" would be
that last fucking place you would find a bunch of nancy pants politically correct, propagated BULL SHIT! Now that being said
on to the review. This movie is not the scariest movie of the year, in fact, it is not the scariest movie to be released
in that month. If you are into cheap jump out at you scares, then this movie my friend is chocked full of them. If you however
have a brain then this movie is not for you. Even though it is the farthest thing from scary it is full of glorious, over
the top gore, ex: a lady getting her skull impaled by a falling icicle. Overall not a bad movie but don't expect to be shit-your-pants
scared if you want that rent deck the halls.
I give it 2.5 flesh cookies out of 5
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