Santa's Slay

Scary...Not So Much

Santa's Slay

We will rate this movie in exploding gifts, which is a weapon that santa predominantly uses in this movie. 1 is the worst, 5 is the best.

------Josh's Review------

This movie sucked, to be honest. Whoever, decided it would be a good idea to make Santa the son of Satan whom loses a bet in a game of curling so he has to be nice, and to beat all, have him played by a professional wrestler deserves to be trampled by a giant harnesses ox. However, it is atleast creative, and the movie was funny at times. So, I can't give it the bottom dollar rating.

Highlights: Bill Goldberg's Spear

1.5 Exploding Gifts out of 5

------Jeremiah's Review------

This has to be one of my favorite movies yet. Not because it is good, not even because it makes sense. The reason I like this movie is because WCW superstar Bill Goldberg spears a man through a glass counter while dressed as santa clause...I rest my case, however I will keep my rating unbiased by my love for that scene in the movie. This movie is not scary at all but is pretty fucking funny so for that I give it...

2.5 exploding gift out of 5

Santa doesn't want any goddamn lemon cookies!!!

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