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We are going to rate this movie in fish monsters because frankly the monster in this movie is one of the most original I have ever seen. 1 is the worst 5 is the best.

------Josh's Review------
I really don't know what I can say that Jeremiah did not but... I heard that this was one of the top grossing movies in Korea. This means a couple of things to me. First, it is pathetic that their top grossing movies are scary movies. Secondly, it is pathetic that their top grossing suck this bad. Also, I was atleast moderately impressed with the special effects involved in this monster. He was intense, unstobbable, and utterly dominating. However, he was shown way too much to maintain his scariness, and like Jeremiah said, this fades fast. Make sure you are real bored before you rent this movie.
 
1.5 monster fish out of 5

------Jeremiah's Review------

Let's start this review off with a little praise for a change. The monster in this movie looks amazing. The special effects on the monster are terrific and it has an excellent monster concept. Now that I have that out of the way everything else about this movie blows dick. The first 5 minutes of the movie when they explain where the monster comes from is the most ridiculous explanation of anything I have ever heard in my entire life...here I'll sum it up for you. There is a medical examiner who forces his assistant to dump about 40 bottles of chemicals into a huge, fast flowing river. Evidently these low levels of chemicals compared to the amount of water mutates a fish into a elephant sized rampaging beast. There you go. Thats it. The dubbing in this movie is terrible, it sounds like one person does the voices for all of the characters throughout the entire movie. The story line sucks. The ending is a huge disappointment. Don't rent this movie and if you buy it you are a fucking retard, end of story.

1.5 fish monsters out of 5

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