Clawed

Scary...Not So Much

Clawed

This movie will be rated in huge footprints because this movie, if you are to fucking stupid to gather from the title, is about bigfoot. 1 is the worst 5 is the best.

------Josh's Review------

On some level I was pleasantly surprised with this film. Any film about bigfoot you should really assume up front will have no good qualities. The sasquatch looked phenomenal in this movie. If I saw him in the woods on a camping trip, I would with no exceptions soil myself. However, he only scared people to death, and one of the actors pissed me off everytime he was on screen. If this movie had a drop of blood in it, I don't remember. Rent "Harry and the Hendersons" instead.

1.5 big friendly scary looking footprints

------Jeremiah's Review------

This movie straight up sucks, big time. First of all bigfoot is racist and is only interested in killing white people in this movie, and that is not just an observation it is explicitly stated at the beginning of the movie. Secondly you never actually see him kill anyone in this movie, you only see the aftermath which is a body lying on the ground with no blood or anything. I think that he didn't even kill anyone I think that since every single person in this movie is drunk the entire time they are all just passed out. At least it shows them all getting drunk so we know why the acting is so bad.

1.5 bigfoot prints out of 5

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